Today Alban gave me a brown baggie with snacks in it. He gave one to Aaron and Mayra too. It even had a mini can of root beer in it! I was so tired and hungry after the sort, that when he gave us that shit, all I wanted to do was hug the guy. I could tell Aaron and Mayra really appreciated those baggies too, 'cause Aaron just attacked that shit! He's a good kid. Very hungry all the time.

Shit, I just realized, no one knows these people! Not that it matters, but I'm gonna write a brief description of my immediate coworkers and supervisors now. I know that no one cares, but I also know that my sis reads this shit sometimes, and so does Mar�a, when she has a chance, and I haven't really had a chance to sit and talk to them in ages. So if ya'll read this, now you know who replaced you bitches. (You two know I'm just playin'!)

Alb�n has been working at UPS for about 12 or 13 years. He plans to retire in about 2 years. Not that he's old or anything. Apart from UPS, he's also a high school teacher. He teaches seniors at a highschool in the next town over. He's a really nice guy, the type you wish was your uncle or something. He's also funny as shit and gave me snacks today so he's down wit' me.

Art has been at UPS for almost 3 years, I think. He's 25 and is a black belt in karate or jujitsu or something like that. He's married and likes Star Wars and Metallica. He really enjoys playing pranks on all of us, especially on Aaron, because he falls for everything, poor kid. Art's catch phrase has got to be: "Oh, I'm just messing with you, man." He's also disorganized as fuck and sometimes gets to the rest of us because he tends to lose his paperwork at the end of the shift. But he's still pretty bad ass when I'm in a good mood. Plus he likes Metallica, so of course we're gonna get along.

Aaron got hired the same day I did. We trained together under Deepak (the district coordinator) and we get along real well. He's 19 (the twerp!) and goes to the same university I go to. Except I decided to take the summer off and he didn't. He has shaggy hair and always wears a cap. He told me once that he did weights, but I think he was showing off because he knows I don't. But hell, I like being a fat ass. So fuck off.

Mayra (I think that's how you spell her name) got hired a week after Aaron and me. She's 25, like Art, and has two kids. She has another job besides this one and is up to her ass in debt. Poor chic. She's kinda g�erita and a bit on the chunky side. Oh, fuck it, I'll admit it: she's got a fat ass. I've seen her fuckin' butt crack. At first she would dress kinda feminine, with makeup and shit, until she came to realize that this is hard labor, and you gotta dress comfortable. I guess comfortable for her are just tight fittin' short shirts that let all her lonja hang out. But she's real nice, and she hardly ever pisses me off the way Art can.

Reuben Jasso is my immediate supervisor. He's real bad ass too. Hardly ever yells at us and he bought us pizza the other week. Of course, he charged it on the UPS card... He just came in as supervisor in January, so he's learning along with us, he says. But I think we know more about what's goin' on than he does. There's another distracted motherfucker for ya'... but I guess that's 'cause he's gotta lotta responsabilities and shit.