You: hey! wha' happened?!
Cheetara: I've got a feeling you're not telling the truth when you say "hey! wha' happened?!"
You: listen, lady, I didn't erase that chat thing on purpose right now!
Cheetara: I don't need my sixth sense to tell me where *this* conversation is headed.
You: so, what? you wanna cat-fight?! I'll take you on, chik-a-roo!
WilyKat: Hey Kit, pull my finger.
WilyKit: Nah. If you fart you might blow out what little brains you have left.
You: LOL!
Cheetara: I don't need my sixth sense to tell me where *this* conversation is headed.
You: didn't you just say this a few lines ago?
Panthro: That's how you handle Mandora. Tell her "didn't you just say this a few lines ago?"
You: yeah.... okay, you guys are weird. how many lines you guys got, anyway?
Panthro: I haven't heard the phrase "yeah.... okay, you guys are weird. how many lines you guys got, anyway?" since back on Thundera!
You: O_o
Snarf: How dare you say "O_o" to a ThunderCat!
You: shut the f*ck up, ya weird pice a shit!
Tygra: How dare you call me a "shut the f*ck up, ya weird pice a shit!"
You: I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to the annoying watsisface!
WilyKat: I caused the Y2K problem!
You: really? sure it wasn't the snarf? it'd be easier to blame it on him, anyway!
Lion-O: "Really? sure it wasn't the snarf? it'd be easier to blame it on him, anyway!"...Jaga once said that. You think he watches me when I...oh, nevermind.
You: Jaga said that? allow me to highly doubt that. I think you're just drunk, Mr. Lion-King dude.
Panthro: I'm sick of all these "Jaga-said-that?-allow-me-to-highly-doubt-that.-I-think-you're-just-drunk,-Mr.-Lion-King dude." type conversations.
You: Oh, cry me a damn river, nigga!
WilyKat: I bet you look like a Monkian's butt!
You: at least I don't got a werid afro thing goin' on.
Lion-O: Blazes! I forgot to polish my sword!
You: again?!
WilyKit: Stop joking around!
You: oh, he was joking? that explains a lot.
Snarf: Jaga's not the only wise one around here! Snarf's are chock full of sage advice. Sneeyar snarf.
Panthro: Yup. None of which we want to hear.
You: my thoughts exactly, bro'.
Cheetara: What's your name?
You: uh... berkinix. yeah, that's it... *shifty eyes*
WilyKat: I bet you look like a Monkian's butt!
You: and YOU look like a cheap elvis rip-off with that hairdo kid, you don't hear me complainin'.
Cheetara: I don't need my sixth sense to tell me where *this* conversation is headed.
You: whatever, Miss Know-it-all.
Lion-O: Sometimes I wonder if Jaga's watching me all the time...like even in the shower!
You: I'll bet he is. And in the john, too.
Panthro: Some people are born losers. Others are just losers.
You: Oh, and which are you?
Panthro: That's how you handle Mandora. Tell her "Oh, and which are you?"
You: dude, do you have a thing for this mandora chic or what?
Snarf: How 'bout that Cartoon Network, eh? Rrrrrwl, that really ruffles my fur!
You: I don't got cable, sorry.
WilyKat: I can whip Mumm-Ra by myself! I don't see what the big deal is about that bone bag.
WilyKit: With what? Your puny brain or puny muscles?
You: maybe he can smother mumm-ra with his overly-bushy hair!
Panthro: I'm sick of all these "maybe-he-can-smother-mumm-ra-with-his-overly-bushy-hair!" type conversations.
You: buuu! *throws tomatoes at Panthro*
Tygra: I prefer Pumyra's IM lamers to this conversation!
You: really? well why don't you join in and make it better, stripes?
Cheetara: I've got a feeling you're not telling the truth when you say "really? well why don't you join in and make it better, stripes?"
You: maybe because I was ASKING HIM A QUESTION, dipshit. gah, I swear! Cheetor's SO much cooler than you!
Tygra: How dare you call me a "maybe because I was ASKING HIM A QUESTION, dipshit. gah, I swear! Cheetor's SO much cooler than you!"
You: I swear you guys have had too many Coronas or something. who the fuck was talking to you?!
Panthro: I'm sick of all these "I-swear-you-guys-have-had-too-many-Coronas-or-something.-who-the-fuck-was-talking-to-you?!" type conversations.
You: if I make you so sick, go chug some Peptobismol and get the hell off my ass!
Cheetara: I've got a feeling you're not telling the truth when you say "if I make you so sick, go chug some Peptobismol and get the hell off my ass!"
You: believe me, bitch, I'm honestly pissed now!
Cheetara: I've heard some lame pick up lines, but "believe me, bitch, I'm honestly pissed now!" has got to be the worst!
You: WTF?! get your head out your own spotted ass, ho'! what makes you think I'm after you?
Snarf: Anyone want a candyfruit?
Tygra: Ooooooh, no. I try to stay away from fruit, heh heh. Fruit's about as healthy for me as starring in an RD lemon.
Snarf: Suit yerself.
You: hey! I want candy! fruit, whatever.
Tygra: That's my motto, "hey! I want candy! fruit, whatever."
You: I thought you couldn't eat fruit.
Snarf: Anyone want a candyfruit?
Tygra: Ooooooh, no. I try to stay away from fruit, heh heh. Fruit's about as healthy for me as starring in an RD lemon.
Snarf: Suit yerself.
You: whoa! deja'vu! see what I mean? you guys are drunk!
Cheetara: I don't need my sixth sense to tell me where *this* conversation is headed.
You: someone get this bitch away from me...
WilyKat: I caused the Y2K problem!
You: learn some new lines, people! er... cats?
WilyKat: I can whip Mumm-Ra by myself! I don't see what the big deal is about that bone bag.
WilyKit: With what? Your puny brain or puny muscles?
You: it's a good thing you guys never ran into Megatron. if you can't even defeat a dead guy in bandaids, I'd shudder to think how you'd fare against a robot the size of your lair!
Lion-O: "It's a good thing you guys never ran into Megatron. if you can't even defeat a dead guy in bandaids, I'd shudder to think how you'd fare against a robot the size of your lair!"...Jaga once said that. You think he watches me when I...oh, nevermind.
You: you all are giving me a headache. I think I'll put this conversation in my blog-thingie.
WilyKat: Hey Kit, pull my finger.
WilyKit: Nah. If you fart you might blow out what little brains you have left.
You: can I fart?
Snarf: My quote of the day - Though the future is your own fault, it's usually blamed on a snarf. Sneeyar snarf.
You: yes, it's YOUR DAMN FAULT. we all know that already, now shut up.
Panthro: Ha, that's nothing. I could do that and more with my bare hands.
You: so... it's YOUR fault?
Cheetara: I don't need my sixth sense to tell me where *this* conversation is headed.
You: gah! why couldn't a more interesting female feline be online tonight? like pumyra?
Panthro: Some people are born losers. Others are just losers.
You: tell me about it. cheetara sucks.
Panthro: I haven't heard the phrase "tell me about it. cheetara sucks." since back on Thundera!
You: really? everyone there hated her too, huh?
Cheetara: I couldn't agree more.
You: she even admits to it, shameless bitch!
Cheetara: I've heard some lame pick up lines, but "she even admits to it, shameless bitch!" has got to be the worst!
You: "chevy." There, that a better "pick-up" line for ya? heh, get it? pick-up? *sicker*
Lion-O: Sometimes I wonder if Jaga's watching me all the time...like even in the shower!
You: what the hell you think he is, santa claus?!
WilyKit: Shove it WilyKat! Nobody cares what you think!
WilyKat: Hey! What'd I do?
You: you exist, which is bad enough.
Tygra: I prefer Pumyra's IM lamers to this conversation!
You: me too. I'm logging off. but not before I copy and paste this entire conversation for later refrence. :P
Tygra: Excuse me. I have to go tinkle.
You: "Tinkle"?! Dude, WTF?! say you gotta take a piss, or even go change your oil or something like that! geez, no wonder everyone thinks you're gay!
WilyKat: I bet you look like a Monkian's butt!
You: yeah, yeah, yeah...
Lion-O: Sometimes I wonder if Jaga's watching me all the time...like even in the shower!
You: right. g'nite, ya freaks!
WilyKit: Shove it WilyKat! Nobody cares what you think!
WilyKat: Hey! What'd I do?
You: thanks for ignoring me. I feel so fuckin' loved.
Panthro: Some people are born losers. Others are just losers.
You: yeah, like you. that's it, I'm off!
Panthro: I haven't heard the phrase "yeah, like you. that's it, I'm off!" since back on Thundera!